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Chapter 36: TADPOLES!


_{Zorak made this.}
Hmm . . .
_{Zorak made this.}
Monetary rewards, eh?
Solid plan. This is totally a solid plan.


As long as that charm of MoneyHat's head keeps working and the ratio of everyone's facesmashery to getting punched stays about the same, this should totally work.

Goddamn, I bet Giovanni's just lurking around in the bushes out here.

Yo Blue, how's your day going?

I'm making money!

. . .NO! . . . maybe! _{. . .How do you know my secrets?}

I'm not sure how I did it. I was putting some laundry away and hey, there were like, I dunno, there.

SUBBOSS BATTLE. You're on.




SPLIT SECOND FAST SWITCH AND KO ATTACK.


Charbroiled Eggs. Awesome.


WHY DOES EVERYONE USE THESE AND NOT EVOLVE THEM?

Oh jeez, it survived that?

Oh. Blue why?

I fucking love when they do that.


SPOONMAN

Hey, hey remember when we used to kick your ass as an Abra?

Yea, this is pretty much the same outcome as that.


Phbbt.


Alright, let's just get this one over with.

Wait, they can use those wings? D:/

Come to think of it, all that fur burning like that's gotta be pretty similar to getting napalmed.


Shoulda done this from the start.


C'mon, I beat you all the time and you always act surprised.

YOU're always careless.

Pff, YOU need practice.

Yea, well. . . YOU're out of here.

_{Heh, totally burned him.}













Oh hey, look what I found.

Hey look what else I found!

IT'S A TADPOLE!

Otoro is tadpole like, but better. Because he is cute and lovable and eats unwanted things like tires, and hams.
#060. Poliwag J:Nyoromo G:Quapsel F:Ptitart

_{Tadpole Pokémon
Height: 2'00" Weight: 27.3lb
Habitat: Freshwater Types:
Poliwag's newly grown legs prevent it from walking well. It appears to prefer swimming over walking. Poliwag has a very thin skin; it is possible to see this species's coiled innards right through the skin. Despite its thinness, however, the skin is also very flexible. Even sharp fangs bounce right off it. The direction of its belly spiral differs by area. The equator is thought to have an effect on this. Its gut can be more easily seen after it has eaten.
HulkaMatt named this.}


IT'S ANOTHER TADPOLE! Man, those spirals are neat.

They're just so entrancing. You just sorta stare at them . . . They . . . they draw you in.
#061. Poliwhirl J:Nyorozo G:Quaputzi F:Tetarte

_{Tadpole Pokémon
Height: 3'03" Weight: 44.1lb
Habitat: Freshwater Types:
The surface of Poliwhirl's body is always wet and slick with an oily fluid. Because of this greasy covering, it can easily slip and slide out of the clutches of any enemy in battle. However, the skin on its belly spiral feels smooth. The swirl on its belly subtly undulates. Staring at it may gradually cause drowsiness. Though it is skilled at walking, it prefers to live underwater where there is less danger.}







It's apparently embedded into the wall?









Alright, apparently there's another cave thing type deal to go through. Ok, deep breathing, alright. There, yea, I think I'm ready.



Huh, I wonder what's in- OH GOD BATS BATS WHY ARE THERE BATS?!




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